V-Necks, Butthurt, Manbags,Tight Shirts and Women Only Sleepover



By in Life, Socioculture on 17 September, 2012

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Look at this. LOOK AT THIS.

We got two girls kissing each other and if you are the Malaysian Government, this is HARAM. This is lesbianism, this is the evil deity known as the western culture. Now if you’re from the western part of the world or as some of the Malaysians call it, anywhere but here; these are two girls expressing themselves.

Recently in Serge’s country, the Yayasan Guru Malaysia Bhd (Teacher’s Foundation of Malaysia Limited) and Putrajaya Consultative Council of Parents and Teachers Associations; issued a guideline on how to identify Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals and Transgender (LGBT). This guidelines was and endorsed by the Education Ministry (God help them).

Summary of the guideline to identify Gays and Lesbians goes like this :

Symptoms of gays:

-Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing

-V-neck and sleeveless clothes;

-Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes;

– Attracted to men; and

– Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out.

Symptoms of lesbians:

– Attracted to women;

– Besides their female companions, they will distance themselves from other women;

– Like to hang out, have meals and sleep in the company of women; and

– Have no affection for men.

Further to this, it is mentioned that “Once the children have these symptoms, immediate attention should be given.”

Ahhh…. Malaysia, how you impress us with your intelligence is worthy of a rant by yours truly and of course being the laughing stock of the world who has in their own way talk about it.

First of all, Serge does not discriminate against LGBT. Is Serge gay? Well he swings both ways to be precised, he loves both men and women; more to women but hey! We don’t see anything wrong with loving a guy too kay.

A guideline to identify Lesbians and Gays. There are times in Serge’s life that he wants to sit under a coconut husk and there are times he wants to be put into grave that is 24 feet under. At this particular time, it the the grave that he is looking at.

Say what you want, say what you will but all of us have our own opinions on this particular issue of giving rights to those who we feel are not proper. Is being queer a disease? We don’t think so, we believe that every person in this world has a right to choose their own sexuality and who they fall in love with.

BUT THAT’S WRONG!

Is it wrong? We can hear a lot of conservatives out there shouting that it is and we got those liberals who says that isn’t wrong. In this country that is conservative, this is definitely wrong and is bad for the country.

Wow! Just fuckking wow.

For those who subscribes to Dustyhawk :: Broken Mirror (thank you!) on Facebook, Serge recently commented a photo and this is what he has mentioned about the guidelines :

So let’s see ….

v-neck clothing … checked

prefer tight and light-coloured clothing … tight, no;light coloured ..YES

Attracted to men … why hello there David Tennant and John Barrowman!

Big handbags …. where else am i going to keep my camera that i use to camwhore with ? Also, need to keep my iPad so i can update my girlfies of what i’m doing

…. So in short, yes i am Gay !

Smell our sarcasm. It is like fine wine and good cuban cigar!

How on earth did those Teachers and Parents came up with the idea that wearing a V-Neck, likes to show of their body is being gay?We don’t know, We do know a lot of gays out there who are fat asses and wears throw-over shirts, we also know those who wear coats, macho looking jackets and they are gay (yay!). On the part of lesbianism, “Like to hang out, have meals and sleep in the company of women“.. this is the game changer of the ages.

According to this sentence, the authorities will need to go to the Girls Dorm, the all-girls school, the Girl’s Scout Association and even the YWCA as these educational institute and association promotes and encourages girls to be lesbian.

HELLO!! This doesn’t at all you numbskulls. By the way, if you’re Malaysian and a parent with kids going to school; wouldn’t it be safer if your daughter was having good quality fun with their girl friends? Surely it is right? Not sure if that is what the majority of you think, but in our opinion.. we believe that it is.

We do believe that no parent in this country will say to their daughter, “Child.. you must only go to a sleepover that has guys only because we don’t want you to be a lesbian”. The chances of something funky happening at an all-girls sleep over is next to nothing, worst thing that could happen would be the girls checking out who has the bigger boobs of the group.

But hey! We don’t know really and if guys ever had an all-boys night out, they will probably talking about football, cars and who has the bigger dick. For some strange reason, light-sabre fighting may happen too but as Asians; we have an averagely short penis. Thus that happening is at maybe 0.5% chance only and Serge is proud of his somewhat short sabre!

We should not discriminate against those who’s thought process is different from ours, we need to learn tolerance and understand how did this become. Were people born straight, were they born gay/lesbians ? Maybe they did, maybe they didn’t and maybe through our own doing that they became this way. We don’t know and because we do not know, we must not point fingers to the other side.

As Serge’s matron once said, “when you point a finger to someone, look at how many fingers are pointing right back at you”. In that same concept, we need to seat back and think about what we are doing. The world is moving forward and we must move a long with it. We do not deny that cultures that stem from religion and race be protected but we too must realize that all of these things evolve overtime.

We are not robots and machines that is programed to do one thing, we are human beings who has the infinite wisdom to choose what is “right”. In our very essence, in the core of our sentient self, we know what is right and what is wrong. And what is right and what is wrong?

That is very subjective but if you played the Video Game RPG called Final Fantasy VIII, Squall Leonheart said this :

Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It’s our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There’s no good or bad side. Just two sides holding different views.

In our view here in this post, we believe that everyone should be free to choose their sexuality and that guideline is just stupid. However, we will not blame anyone who says otherwise.

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