Defense Needs To Be More Physical, Reports Man Slumped On Couch For Past 5 Hours
INDIANAPOLIS—While watching the NFL playoffs Saturday, local man Steve Gordon, who barely moved for five straight hours as he slouched on his couch, reportedly announced that the defense needed to be more physical and deliver punishing hits.
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